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July 16th, 2005
05:19 pm - "Anyone who rides in your sidecar is automatically your bitch."
I just got done watching Garden State. That is a fucking sad movie, I don't know why they said it was hilarious! But I really liked it, nonetheless. "I'm not gonna ride in your sidecar. Anyone who rides in your sidecar is automatically your bitch."
That reminds me, I saw War of the Worlds and Shakespeare in love while I was in Sauk Centre. War of the Worlds was fucking awesome, mostly cuz Justin Chatwin (Robbie) is fucking hott!!! Of course, he isn't in the entire movie, so I just stared at Tom Cruise's awesome butt while he was absent. Good movie, and it's nothing like the book, so I fucking loved it! Seriously, don't even bother reading the book, it's so fucking boring and all it does is mention a bunch of places in Britain. Not worth it.
My parents are at my cousin's graduation party. My mom asked if I wanted to go, so I says, "No. I don't like my cousins when they're sober, let alone drunk with their friends." Seriously, who wants to see their gross cousin getting fucked up with his gross friends. Oh yeah, by the way, those are the cousins that think I'm hot. Yes, that'd just be a lovely party and I feel so fucking happy to be there. LOL, yeah that was really boring.
Anyhoo, I'm getting really fucking pissed off that everyone is trying to steal what me and Megsi have. We're willing to be lenient on the Rocky Horror Picture Show thing cuz like everyone who sees it fucking loves it, so that's completely understandable. But we'll always remember that we were the ones who made it cool for all of you. So fuck off, bitches! LOL, but that's not even an issue. The biggest thing is that now everyone is trying to get in touch with their Marketing Genius, which isn't gonna happen. Megsi and I are the Marketing Geniuses of our generation and the next, so don't mess with our fucking career. That's right, our CAREER.
If somebody doesn't have a party tomorrow or Monday, somebody's gonna fucking die. And it isn't gonna be me. Seriously. I haven't partied in like, what... a week and a half? That's terrible. My partying soul is dwindling away to the nothingness that is my fucked up life. Grr.
Yeah, that's enough for your miserable selves. By the way, check out my new journal title and subtitle. It's awesome.
Pleasurably yours,
E.G. Wagner, Marketing Genius
Current Mood:  cranky
Current Music: "Addicted to You" by Simple Plan (I know... gag me)
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